How Did You Deal With Weirdo Witnesses?

by minimus 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    This topic is bringing back memories!!!

    There was this White sister from Pennsylvania who idolized Michael Jackson. She was old enough to be his mother, but she could tell you all the stats on him. I never saw the likes in my life!

    She was married to a Black man, and would always pine away about moving back to PA. Her husband eventually died, she sold the house and all their possessions and hightailed it back up North.

    She was a strange one.

    Sylvia

  • ninja
    ninja

    speak for yourself flirty....he he

  • snowbird
    snowbird
    speak for yourself flirty....he he

    Oh, hush up and go play the Trivia game.

    It's lonely over there without you.

    Sylvia

  • minimus
    minimus

    We had a weird elder in our Hall. He was single, lived alone and NEVER allowed anyone in his apartment. And if you happened to be in the neighborhood and dropped by, he'd open the door a crack and tell you he was busy. I really started thinking either he had a woman in there or a dead body.

  • bennyk
    bennyk
    I really started thinking either he had a woman in there or a dead body.

    Or both!!! They're not mutually exclusive, y' know...

  • oompa
    oompa

    What is this? An oompa thread?.............oomps

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    I just observed them and smiled.

    The weird ones in my congregation were of the remenant.

    One fellow of the 144,000. Had YHWH on his car and he put up a sign advertising it in front of his house.

    At one point he accidently shot himself in the chest while cleaning his gun.

    But he survived and kept on trucking.

    I just googled him he appears to be alive in Cleveland.

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    Yes siree, and the attendant personality changes that came with it. Like a certain craving for fried chicken, watermelons, moonshine, etc.

    The above statement reminds me of a friend of my father who had a heart transplant.

    After the transplant he told everyone he craved watermelon and fried chicken.

    I think there is a truth that when you get blood or an organ that you get some of the memory of the donor.

    There appears to be a lot of data and memory in the cells.

    It's amazing how mindless evolution can so detailed and intricate.

    Fried chicken, watermelons and moonshine are delicious.

    I'm getting hungry.

  • independent_tre
    independent_tre
    We had a weird elder in our Hall. He was single, lived alone and NEVER allowed anyone in his apartment. And if you happened to be in the neighborhood and dropped by, he'd open the door a crack and tell you he was busy. I really started thinking either he had a woman in there or a dead body.

    Reminds me of a JW relative of mine, seriously. He lives alone and doesn't allow anyone in his apartment, ever. One time my sisters stopped by to see him and he made them wait outside and finally came out and spoke to them in the hallway of the building. Strange.

    I've known quite a few weirdo witnesses. When I was younger, I was friends with a sister who was a compulsive liar. I mean she lied about things like witnessing murders and being kidnapped by aliens. Years later she was DF'd and joined the Catholic church. There's a JW brother at my job who wears prom gear to work everyday minus the tuxedo coat. And he speaks like a robot all the time, like he's reading from a script.

    But in all honesty, I don't think there is a higher ratio of weirdo JW's than the general population. Some people are just square pegs trying to fit into round holes. Or is it the other way around?

  • Anator
    Anator

    I remember this one sister who bought two small dogs. Her two new dogs were trying deperately to consummate and she thought she better call an elder to come over and marry these two dogs or these dogs might fall into fornication. I remember just staring at her as she was telling me this and I was starting to think if I stay long enough in this organization will I turn as weird as her? I beleive certain ones turn weird because of the constant paranoia that is fed to them

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