by oompa 25 Replies latest jw friends
Thanks JK...me too...Should I just post the APOSTAPHONE # now? My wife is at the meeting.....she nor any elders have the number! I know, I know, I risk having to buy thousands of minutes a month to satisfy all the oompa curiosity....oh what the crap.....it is a duty.
xxxxxxxxxxx for instant access to the top secret APOSTAPHONE
and I have a voice synthesizer....but it really is oompa
edit....oops sorry...I just found out I cant do that....hope this takes...
You mean that wasn't your real voice?? Damn! I thought it was pretty sexy, *sigh*, oh well.
Enough w/ the dirty apostatext messages, oompa. You're abusing your privileges.
and I have a voice synthesizer....but it really is oompa
Sounded more like a cancer kazu to me.
sweetface:Enough w/ the dirty apostatext messages, oompa. You're abusing your privileges.
and I have a voice synthesizer....but it really is oompaSounded more like a cancer kazu to me.
Uhhhhh sure hope you are safe and/or have a joke in there that I missed! If you called the phone, I have not done a voice mail message...so you just heard Virgin.....Is that who sounded like a cancer kazu (lmao...good phrase!)?
And where are these dirty apostatext messages? If I am abusing any privilege...that would prob just be self-abuse!.................oomps
Don't play dumb w/ me...stalker! You do know that you are charged minutes even though you hang up when I answer, don't you?
Sweetface....you little sicko you! It's not that I have to hang up fast...but with the lotion I get the job done quickly with that heavy breathing, moans, and cussing of yours!!!!!!!.........oompa
If you need more time I will buy more minutes and send you some batteries..........
Oompa, you got a PM
Oompa, I just posted your number in the womens bathroom at the KH before the meeting....I still have a key! Haaaaaaa!!!
Virgin pre-paid is one of the best. It is what I use.
Glad you are set up for the long haul.
damm quirky, you could have at least put it in the ladies room!!!!!!!!!.................oompa
