The DOUBLE-LIFE MASTER now has an APOSTAPHONE!

by oompa 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • oompa
    oompa

    Just can't seem to shake this double-life persona....probably because as a born in dub, I started faking flag salute and pledge of alliegence in third grade....who want to feel like a FREAK in third grade...geeze.

    Double-life went into high gear though starting with junior high school and those damn breasts started poppin out! How could you not want play with those? So for me....school boobs were way easier than kingdom hall boobs....way safer too. I think the worst day of my double-life was HS graduation....this oh so great time away from the dubs had come to an end.

    Double-life did not end...esp if you wanted to see an R or God fobid...and X rated movie!! And some of my income was not reported.

    So now I leave this damn cult and the double-life is over....right? Heck no...cause although I have REALLY spoken my mind to friends and family this past three years....My wife now know this is not a mental problem I am dealing with....it is, "There is no fluckin way in hell am EVER going back....and I am going to make some new friends without you....wish yo would be a part of it." Her reaction is... let's just say....another story that will not make it to JWD, but I have decided to protect her for awhile from total openess.....she just cant handle that, but does not fuss at me for clicking away here on JWD.

    Soooo.....the Double-Life continues! She would not like my loooong phone calls with my JWD friends, and would see them easlily on the ol cell phone bill. For a mere $64.00 I now have my very own Virgin apostaphone with 1000 minutes purchased on it! A new level of freedom for me.....I can now talk completly openly and honestly.....as long as I am nowhere near my wife.

    This apostaphone is most likely going to lead to.........apostabeach.......pm me if ya wanna talk........oompa

    Man this takes me right back to high school!!!

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead
    I now have my very own Virgin apostaphone

    Oomps, if you're leading a double life having something called "Virgin" is quite the irony, lol.

    You have a PM.

    A@G (of the Tired of the Double life class)

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    WOW! you cant talk on the phone to JWD'ers? Seems like your just conversing with new friends would suffice. Its always amazing how deep theconditioning goes, especially with the dreaded, apostates and their evil beards.

    Frosty of the: I'm damn near 40 and still cant grow an evil apostate beard.

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Double life Virginapostaphone, Apostawhisker, Apostabeard, Apostaboob, Apostabreasts, Apostafreedom, Apostastory.

    Oomps, I believe you have just created a new language. Apostaoompaian.

  • oompa
    oompa

    Quirky I have trademarks on apostaphone and apostabeach only....Is this the New Language WT longs for? You may be onto something here!..........oompa

  • nomoreguilt
    nomoreguilt

    OOMPA of the ULTIMATE Apostate state! Try this one on for size my friend. A license plate from where ever we Apostates make our own state. ________The Apostate State.

    I can't imagine having to have a private cell phone to talk to my legitimate friends with out my spouse's knowledge. I feel for you OOMPA....My Ex was somewhat in the class as your wife, always questioning me abut this or that or some woman or yada yada yada.

    Take care friend

    NMG

  • changeling
    changeling

    Thanks for the phone call you crazy double-lifer you!

    changeling :)

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Don't ever call me again ... I don't talk to apostates like you....

    That's generally what people tell me when I call them, lol...

    A@G

  • oompa
    oompa
    nomoreguilt: I can't imagine having to have a private cell phone to talk to my legitimate friends with out my spouse's knowledge.

    I can't imagine it either NMG....and I don't have too....I am living it. This new top secret apostaphone brings me one more step closer to feeling REAL! Real conversations with real people who will not judge me...even as my wife would for me talking with ANYONE not a JW....oompa

  • JK666
    JK666

    Oomp,

    I enjoyed talking to the Virgin tonight (even though it is just your phone).

    JK

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