Did you wash your hand?

by Gregor 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Today was garbage pick up day. I'm sitting at my desk at 7:15 this morning when the truck pulls up. I watch as the guy gets out, flips the lid off the garbage can and lifts it into the hopper, gives it a couple of wacks, then sets it back and puts the lid on. All this is done with one hand while with his other hand he is wolfing down a big sloppy sandwich (looked like it might be an egg sandwich). I have to hold my breath just to put the trash in the can! What a guy! My hero.

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    when i was a student at texas a&m way way way back in the mid 70s,
    studying for a lab final, i caught myself eating a peanut butter sandwich
    while prodding and probing my dissected "cat" from the comparative anatomy course....
    totally reeking of formaldehyde ( the cat, not the sandwich)....

    of course, once i realized what i was doing, no way could i swallow another bite....

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    What a REAL MAN.

    S

  • BFD
    BFD

    What if there was ketchup on the egg sandwich?

    BFD

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    wouldn't be a proper egg san without ketchup. By the way, it was unwrapped.

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    At least each hand had it's own job, eat, dump the trash. Hopefully he doesn't get them confused!

    momz

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Prolly, one hand washes the other, at the end of the shift ;)

    S

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Maybe he was hoping to find some ketchup in the trash.

  • Poztate
    Poztate

    We needed our septic tank pumped a few years ago. Right after he finished pumping our tank he wiped his hands off on his grimy pants. Then he sat on our deck and had a sandwich and coffee for lunch

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    AS a kid, I remember running through fields with my lollipop. Often falling into cow pats.

    I just used to spit on the lolly, then wipe it in the grass and stick it back in my mouth.

    Sometimes I even let our dog use her toilet paper to lick the lolly as a treat.

    HB

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