Hihlights (lowlights) of new Young People Ask book (page 3)

stillajwexelder

very glossy cover by the way - but paperback

LouBelle

Chapter 29 How Can I keep my mind off sex (pray, ministry - yes, yes, yes)

And do forget - go make a sandwhich - that stuck in my head from the first one - I was like WHAT?? Go turn to food at midnight.

FlyingHigh - that is true for those that also "ride" the stationary bike. Very strong tingly sensations after you get off........hehehehehe

dinah

"The Leo Greenlees Guide to Purging Your Gayness." Next thing you know, they'll have new provocative headlines for the Watchtower like "Does Your Son's Breath Smell Like Bleach?" and "Gays, are they Icky?" and "Is Your Penis a Toy?"

Now, THAT was funny.

Aniron, that's a wonderful story. The best part is the kindness you showed them. Do you still keep in touch? How did you respond to their letter? I'm sure it helped them to know they had your friendship.

Burger Time

My brother and his friend were very taking aback by this book. Amazing.

Babylon the Great Employee

I love the story about the gay couple, good for them! (I also love the Dalek graphic, by the way.)

I admit, I rifled through the dumb book tonight (my mom had it with her from the DC, she was reading it while babysitting for me this afternoon). I didn't want her to see me reading it, it might give the impression I'm actually interested in the contents, so it was all I could do to not burst out laughing and give myself away. It definitely is the classic Old White American Geezer Men Controlling Your Every Thought and Action material. They never disappoint.

The Nothing Man

Can anybody send me this book?

SnakesInTheTower

next year's publication:

QUESTIONS OLD PEOPLE ASK -- ANSWERS THEY FORGET (Large Print Edition)

topics to include:

Am I Too Old for Sex? * Is Viagra for Me? * Why Having Little Kids Sit On Your Lap Is NOT OK * "When the Volume Won't Go Up on the TV Any Higher" * "18 yr Old Girls -- You are Not a Celebrity--Go Out in Service You Old Dog" * "How to Not be Forgotten By the Congregation" *Loneliiness -- What to Do When you ARE Forgotten by the Congregation" and finally "Financial Planning -- Don't Forget the Faithful Slave in Your Will"....and other great topics for the elderly in our midst.

Snakes ()

Mickey mouse

LMAO Snakes!

Jim_TX

" QUESTIONS OLD PEOPLE ASK -- ANSWERS THEY FORGET (Large Print Edition)
topics to include:"

I love this. Don't forget the chapter titled...

"When old people knock" - they're not going door-to-door spreading the 'good news', they're just lost and looking for their own home. "Do I live here?"

Hihlights (lowlights) of new Young People Ask book