Hihlights (lowlights) of new Young People Ask book

by stillajwexelder 35 Replies latest jw friends

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  Metamorphosis

  QUESTIONS OLD PEOPLE ASK -- ANSWERS THEY FORGET (Large Print Edition)

  topics to include:

  Am I Too Old for Sex? * Is Viagra for Me? * Why Having Little Kids Sit On Your Lap Is NOT OK * "When the Volume Won't Go Up on the TV Any Higher" * "18 yr Old Girls -- You are Not a Celebrity--Go Out in Service You Old Dog" * "How to Not be Forgotten By the Congregation" *Loneliiness -- What to Do When you ARE Forgotten by the Congregation" and finally "Financial Planning -- Don't Forget the Faithful Slave in Your Will"....and other great topics for the elderly in our midst.

  holy crap - that is awesome.
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  Nosferatu

  I know this is a bit early, but is anybody working on a scan of this yet? I can't believe they put out a volume 2! They must REALLY be wanting to tighten the grip on the yoof in the congregation.
  
  Any bets that they'll be studying the first one again in the Book Study before studying this one?
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  Burger Time

  I also would love a scan. Anytime the society tries to reach out to disaffected youth hilarity always ensues.
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  Nosferatu

  LOL! Great ad at the bottom of the page for this thread:

  

  Young People Ask: Should I date a gay chubby? Cut out the coupon at the back of this magazine and mail to the Watchtower Society to join!
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  TJ - iAmCleared2Land

  I found out (sigh) that my wife and daughters DO plan to go this weekend... so I'll have a copy Friday night and will scan a searchable bookmarked PDF for y'all on Saturday if somebody hasn't beat me to it.
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  witnessgirl

  I found out (sigh) that my wife and daughters DO plan to go this weekend... so I'll have a copy Friday night and will scan a searchable bookmarked PDF for y'all on Saturday if somebody hasn't beat me to it.

  
  
  Thanks so much--that would be great! I can't believe that I actually miss being able to get the newer publications--I'm almost ashamed to admit that I'm subscribed to the Watchtower, Awake!, and Study Watchtower podcasts. (Almost makes up for not being able to subscribe to the physical mags anymore--and this way I'm not sending money to the org.)
  
  I am looking forward to this one mostly for laughs, though (I enjoyed the first YPA book for the same reason). I am really hoping for something like
  
  Your Clitoris--Harmless Plaything?
  Sisters, does it not fill you with joy to contemplate that Jehovah has seen fit to bless you with a clitoris? It certainly should not! This is an example of the sort of false joy in which Satan the Devil delights. (1Th 5:17)