HOW to make a Woman Happy...

by zeroday 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • zeroday
    zeroday

    How to Make a Woman Happy



    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food




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  • brinjen
    brinjen

    See, it's not so hard after all.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Yes! This is what I have been looking for all MY LIFE! Now to get to work........Oh God I'm already Tired!

  • Casper
    Casper

    I agree with brinjen...

    We're not asking for much... lol

    Cas

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Aren't you glad that a woman's happiness is irrelevant. ;-)

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    You forgot about giving her crap twice a week. Pick meaningless or petty things. You see, they don't like for the boat to sail along smoothely. So, beat them to it, and rock the boat before they do;)

    S

    Ps, always have a lifeboat handy, in case you have to bail out;)

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    54. A possessor of a huge dong

  • Twitch
    Twitch

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food

    OMG That's exactly how I got my man!

  • Twitch
    Twitch
    OMG That's exactly how I got my man!

    Do you have a sister?

    lol

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