HOW to make a Woman Happy... (page 4)

zeroday

Not yet. I think divorces take about 6 months here in TN right?

YOU may have not notice but I am also a fellow Tennessean and 6 months is really not that long....

momzcrazy

women just can't get enough of it.

To each his own huh?

Zero, I am speechless. Believe it or not, Bigmouth is speechless. Was that a pig I saw outside??

stillajwexelder

just rarely you will find a woman that does not like her p+++Y being eaten - but extremely rare. Almost as rare as finding a man that does not like receiving BJs

momzcrazy

Almost as rare as finding a man that does not like receiving BJs

I love to give, just not recieve.

Mincan

69 is cool, is it wrong that i like to be on top for that one?

LouBelle

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

I'd change number 2 to : Bring Beer. Then we're sure to have loads of fun. So which man here needs some happiness

ESTEE

That's the most accurate list I've ever seen.

Yup . . . best list I've seen! ESTEE

flipper

MOMZCRAZY- Yes. In regards to your question. All these women really like it this much

Harleys, Hawaii, God, & Women

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a
booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have been such a good man and have been so faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over to paradise anytime I want.' The Lord said,
'Your request is very materialistic. There are enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. I suggest you take a little more time and wish
for something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives
and girlfriends. I want to know how she feels, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries for no reason, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman really happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'

HOW to make a Woman Happy...

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