by nvrgnbk 37 Replies latest jw friends
which is hard to get my head around since I am MAD at him
Please never feel angry with Jehovah, wings.
We have so many reasons to be thankful to Him.
For example, had I not been thinking of Him and how He might fix his Heavenly Tofu, I wouldn't have received the suggestion to have some delicious Pad Thai for dinner.
In a way, I guess we could say that Jehovah used Sister beksbks to help me culinarily.
The Holy Spirit is a marvelous thing.
I would cook it for a time, times and half a times.
Then I would mix in seven bowls of anger.
Then I would throw a big rock at it, and destroy a third of the tofu.
Then a harlot would ride on top of the tofu.
Then I would throw the tofu into an abyss because I hate tofu.
And at some point in the process I guess I'd play a trumpet.
Thou shalt not make for yourself tofu.You must not gaze upon it, or think of it, or think about making it for ME.The Lord your God has commanded you to keep the stuff away from ME.
Have I not made the soy ? And yet this is how you repay me ? Offer it to your governor and see if he eats it ! Even if he does that's beside the point...
Anyone that makes for themselves tofu, or incites others to do so, shall be cut off from their people and shall become a cursed one among all the land.I will jack you up big time mister.See if I don't !
Then a harlot would ride on top of the tofu.
I actually saw that once.
I'll send you the link.
Lol!
Drat and I was hoping to make some money off the yet untapped tofu fetish market on the internet.
Ippy, Isn't Narkissos a Greek name? Why would he be offended by a Spanish translation? Soy indeed is the permanent I AM in Spanish. Therefore, Jehovah is soy product and not the genuine article HE'S FAKE! Tofu turkey anyone? |
I guess we could say that Jehovah used Sister beksbks
I guess we could say that Jehovah used Sister beksbks
Humbling, isn't it?
Served with a side of Angel Hair Pasta smothered with Jesus Juice, and Devil's food cake for dessert...
Jesus Juice
Please tell us more about this "Jesus Juice", ohio.
