You should have told them that you loved Witnesses so much that in your spare time you had set up a website just so they could chat, and that they could find it at Jehovahs-Witness.com.
It is a rather ingenious idea...hand out cool business cards with the site address..on the C train
Ya I agree dressing like your so much older is downs-ville. I tossed all the meeting clothes except the "Leather Skirt" my fave...
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