by Witness 007 32 Replies latest jw experiences
Yes, I plan to break the 10 "Witness commandments" on my Birthday! Any idea's...did I miss any? I can't think of ten!
1.Smoke an Expensive cigar.
2.Go Gambling.
3.Get Drunk.
4.Gluttony.
5.Join the U.N or political group.
6. Have a Karate lesson.
7. Pray at the Catholic church....get blessed by a Bhudist Monk.
8.Watch Porn.
9.Masturbate hhrmmmm sorry I have to do it!
10.?????
10. Donate to a legitimate charity
GIVE BLOOD!
Happy Birthday BTW!
11. Engage in independent thinking
12. Enjoy the company of some "worldly" people
Listen to some gangsta rap and/or death metal, watch a really violent horror movie, play some violent videogames, smoke some weed, get a tattoo or extra piercing, have oral sex with someone, donate blood, eat blood sausage, question the faithful and discreet slave(tm), form an independent bible study group, attend a lecture on evolution, buy a handgun, go hunting, buy a two-seater car, dye your hair green and get a mohawk, buy a ouija board, make friends with a gay person, sleep in on a saturday morning and watch cartoons, go out for drinks with your co-workers after work, join an amateur sports team, etc.
Get a lap dance!
Duh!
Happy Birthday!
momz
Surely celebrating your birthday already makes a tenth?
Learn to "act" instead of "react".
give/receive oral sex
