by Mary 20 Replies latest jw friends
Visuals are really good. While at the conventions be studying the faces there to see if you recognize one. If you do, call the authorities and report him. Imagine U.S. marshalls making an arrest in the bleachers. It would be the talk of the convention!
California Ministerial Servant Rick McLean
Wanted By U.S. Marshall For Molesting.
http://silentlambs.org/RickMcleanflyer.htm
Tim Gardner, Missouri Ministerial Servant
Convicted Of Molestation. Now Non-compliant.
Teeheehee.
Sylvia
Another thought. What's really great is to have things that relate to the very state where the convention is going on at. For example, if you're in California. Not only will you keep awake at the convention, everybody else will too including for weeks to come!
JW Carey Verse in Atascadero State Mental Hospital wants
out to knock doors again. http://silentlambs.org/verse2.htm
Elders had to be forced to testify about
Gilbert Simenthal convicted molester in Murrieta
http://silentlambs.org/ElderprotectPedophile.htm
Kelle Lee Jarka,
alleged wife murderer
JW in Murrieta
Mahy, Honeylambs,
Ah thinx you wiz a delinquint chile.
Me too.
Lurves yah! An' thanx fo de laff!!
HB
You could always call that "tip" line, and report a siting of one of the above.
THAT would be priceless!!
This looks like a good place to contribute to assembly going....so how can you save enough seats for friends and family when we can ONLY save seats for those in our actual car?...This always worked for me! Save only every other seat! four bibles suddenly just saved eight seats! how simple is that? Almost no old single fart will want to cram into a seat between two unknown bibles!!....anybody else do that?.........oompa
I was thinkin' of printing a ton of my 'tips' off, fold them in half, then take them to the ASSembly next weekend and put them on some of the seats before the session started.
Draw pictures if you are inclined. Within the endless talks are metaphors, similes, hyperbole, exaggeration, etc... that are stimulating to intuitive right-brain functions and seem easily expressed through drawing pictures/symbols. I find some apt or appealing examples speakers use to illustrate "the way things ought or ought not be". I especially like the warfare comparisons; being a guy. I finally found some time to practice and expand my drawing skills. Later, I analyze my drawings which sprang forth from my perceptions at the time and I'll look up certain Bible verses I wrote in the margins. On this forum I see colorful, playful, and amusing names given to this cartoon of a religious organization. I'm sure everyone can sketch funny, happy, angry, meaningful, mysterious.... images associated with something triggered during Brother Bob Loblaw's next talk on xy&z. It came to my attention that my drawings may have been "a distraction" to some young kids sitting near by and I was asked to reconsider my style of note taking. Next time... Larger paper, and maybe some colored markers?
Pass around a bar of chocolate flavoured laxatives and keep track on the resulting activity....frequency, timing etc
That's hilarious, Mary. I can't do hyperbole like you.
For real, I bring a blank notebook. I highlight the apostate bashing talk and anything else that looks interesting, and settle in for a good nap. I also keep noisy treats handy like a chocolate bar or peanuts. My horrified husband begs me not to bring sudoku any more. The last time I brought a puzzle book, it slipped under the seat of a twentysomething "sister" in front of us. Her look could freeze frogs when she handed it back.
