Put your old WTs to good use

by MinisterAmos 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    That makes you tacky and cheap, not the witnesses.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb
    That makes you tacky and cheap

    Just like the jw's who leave literature for tips. NOT KEWL!!

    Those poor souls make a living off their tips. That's stooping to "their" level.

  • amicus
    amicus

    I thought you might be suggesting we use them in our gardens as mulch to control weeds. I'd gladly do so, sadly all my old literature went into my local "Recycle" bin long ago.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I bet the witlesses already beat you to that idea of "tipping" with a waste of paper or a washtowel or asleep. The poor waitresses at Starbucks get those "tips" all the time.

    I have a better idea--shred them and use them for bedding for gerbils.

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos

    That makes you tacky and cheap, not the witnesses.<<

    That is why I do it under the guise of being a Witness silly! These people are the ones that Witnesses troll for, by informing them, I am protecting them by informing them and at the same time dragging the Dubz through the mud. How many friends do you think they tell whwn someone leaves an Awake and what are the chances they will ever seriously consider a study after that?

    Think outside the box!

    (No loss because I still get 35 Awakes a month)

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    That is why I do it under the guise of being a Witness silly!

    Reread what I said. Appearance is not everything.

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    A better plan would be to take all those watchtowers and go through and circle and highlight all the things that they don't believe anymore and place them on the doors of known witnesses in your territory...

    That way your getting to the root of the problem, there is no chance you might accidently cause someone to study AND your not being a cheap A-hole! EVERYBODY WINS!!!

  • ibme
    ibme

    MINISTERAMOS,

    Me must agree with Crazyblondeb, "Those poor souls make a living off their tips. That's stooping to "their" level".

    And John Doe, "That makes you tacky and cheap, not the witnesses". "Reread what I said. Appearance is not everything".

    (((Sorry))), but why put other through something they have no control over.

    There must be a better way!

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos

    I guess I'm thinking on a more global scale than many of you.

    Keeping people from associating with the WTBS is easier than weaning them off it over the course of several years; this is an easy and extremely effective way to spread the new about how "wacky" the Dubz really are.

    Potentially saving someone from the grasp of a cult is an excellent tradeoff for a few bucks in tips. Plus all their friends get the word as well.

    I love my fellow man, therefore I spread the doctrine

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    this is only a slightly funny idea.

    I always go to the same restrauants because I get to know my waitress' and waiters and the give extra nice service...I want them to get being extra nice to us.

    Plus...being a waitress before, I know how much they make and a WT will NOT help them in anyway and is kinda cruel.

    Maybe it would be funny if the waitress was a JW.

    lisa

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