I got tipped (page 2)

John Doe

JD,
This is "slap to the side of the head time" for you.
You are 29! You are young! Get a clue, they liked you.
What is too young for a 29 y.o.? If they are over 21, you are cool. I went through a divorce at age 29, and I thought my life was over because I was too old to ever find someone. An extremely early middle age crisis! You just take my advise - pull your head out, and get some phone numbers when this happens.
I've got your back, bro!
John

Ha! As much as I'd like to believe that, I know when someone is out of my league. ;-) I'm not joking, I had another customer come up as they were leaving and ask about them. That doesn't happen very often.

beksbks

Don't play the horses

OnTheWayOut

These girls totally wanted you to make a move on them. They will
probably be back. Tell them, instead of a tip, to leave a phone number.

John Doe

Come on guys. You're failing to distinguish business from pleasure. ;-)

JK666

JD,

Believe it, my man! You have a great sense of humor, and all women like that. You count yourself short. Trust me!

JK

John Doe

I am short. 5' 7" ;-)

JK666

JD,

Most women are under 5' 7". They dont give a shit!

JK

John Doe

JK, I've got a pretty good sense of what people are thinking. These girls were not flirting in any way. I know that I'm not interested in 9 out of 10 people that I tip. Are you?

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