Dating in the KH-funny stories.

by QuestioningEverything 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    i'll tell you my story-- its totally true--and no exaggeration.

    Back to my late teens--i met my future wife at a circuit assembly--and we started dating straight away. After a few weeks we each started staying over at our parents houses.

    Her father was the assistant congregation servant ( as was the case back then ) Her mother was a real holier than thou bitch. Both as two faced as it was possible to be.

    At their congregation they shared the hall so had the midweek meetings on a friday evening. I started to visit on friday evenings--and stayed over at their house.

    On the saturday morning a knock on my bedroom door woke me up--it was my girlfriend, in her dressing gown--carrying me a mug of coffee.

    She promptly dropped her dressing gown--and slipped into bed with me--stark naked ! I was scared stiff! ( ahem ) "what about your mom and dad " i gasped--she replied--they've gone out shopping--they do most saturdays--and lunch somewhere--they will be gone for hours !

    This happened most saturdays when i stayed over.

    I guess her parents believed jehovah was watching so we didnt need an earthly chaperone.

    as i said --totally true.

  • Anony Mous
    Anony Mous

    With my first wife, we had some great chaperones as well, the first time we were together they basically dropped us off at the mall and told us not to do anything too bad, one time her mother made her ‘worldly’ sister chaperone us at home she basically said - you guys do whatever you want once the mother had left for work. I spent the night at my cousins home that also was worldly, same “you want to sleep together, awesome”. I arranged one time for a tourist spot that we ‘missed the last train’ and we didn’t ‘stay in the train station for the first train’ and the hotels were all full (but there are other places besides hotels, I remember a very squeaky metal bed above a bar).

    One girl I dated for a summer after that we ended up meeting behind her grandparents house in a cemetery on a nightly basis. My second wife was slightly more strict, but by then I was more adult so I had my own place and we both had jobs that we did lots of ‘overtime’ (unpaid lol).

    Actually dating ‘worldly’ people, I think was much more behaved than JWs. You set boundaries on when, what and where on the first date. JWs just bring so much attention to it it becomes exciting and taboo to the point you try to find a spot to ‘experiment’ any chance you get.

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