Daddy's 10 Rules for dating my Daughter...

by zeroday 14 Replies latest jw friends

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  mrsjones5

  I'm sending this link to my hubby...he'd love it
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  owenfieldreams

  As someone with a 16 yr daughter, I can definitely relate. Hilarious...
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  OUTLAW

  Love this Thread!..LOL!!.........The fact is,your daughter will date who she wants to date......And.....There`s not a dam thing you can do about it!.....I know that for a fact!..LOL!!......Thank God,mine picked the right man to marry.....I could`nt have done better,if I had picked him myself........................OUTLAW
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  SirNose586

  Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,
  middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But, on issues relating to my daughter, I am the
  all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are
  going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the
  whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and
  five acres behind the house.. Do not trifle with me.

  Awesome.

  I forget who said this...may have been one of those Blue Collar comedians, but he said, "I showed the boy my gun and told him, 'I want my daughter to be happy when she comes home. If not, I know how to aim, and I'm not afraid of going back to prison.' "

  I think it was Bill Engvall.
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  Sparkplug

  With a 16 year old myself, these crack me up. Number one is one of my pet peeves. So, now they all come in and say hello to me and if they are to leave with her they need to have her back when I said. Now the girls seem to let her slip through their hands and it is odd, all the boys have helped and been nothing but respectful as far as getting her back here when she runs. In fact one pointed out the druggies house and took me there even when it required him talking to the police and getting him in really hot water with the druggies house. He said this is no place for her. Now how he knew about it, I did not ask, he just mentioned that it is not a good place and he avoids it NOW.

  I figured for his help that he deserved a small break. I did make a table full of thugs some waffles and tried my best to keep my cool. they all gave her what for this last time when she came home and each approach my door different they ever thought of last year. More respectful and most assuredly don't honk out front.