CO sez...(ladies, cover your eyes)

by sir82 32 Replies latest jw friends

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  sir82

  ..."I am fully convinced that the Devil knew that as his old system of things crumbled, he wouldn't be able to keep people from listening to us.

  "So you know what he did? He got the women out of the house and sent them off to work.

  "Now when we go door to door, the only ones we find home are the dogs."

  I warned ya!

  PS Rumor amongst the pioneers here is that when he was visitng another nearby congregation, during one of his meetings for service, he said that the sisters should always wear panythose while in service....of course, we live in an area where the daily high temperature is rarely less than 90 F from June through September...
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  dinah

  Does that mean all the new bible studies are canines?
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  mrsjones5

  
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  Priest73

  Dogs are loyal. They're not stoopid.
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  dinah

  Yeah, but just imagine if they had some dobermans in the congregation Instead of df'ing someone they could just let the dogs eat them. A fun time would be had by all.
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  OnTheWayOut

  "Now when we go door to door, the only ones we find home are the dogs."

  "...But let's have a big turn-out tomorrow morning for the door-to-door service.
  I mean, your Circuit Overseer demi-god is here and you can grovel at my feet
  and show me how obedient you are even though we are wasting our time."

  "So you know what [Satan] did? He got the women out of the house and sent them off to work.

  That's cult language for "Any husbands out there who can spare your wife's income, stop
  allowing Satan to send them to work and let Jehovah use them in the field circus."
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  blondie

  So are they only targeting women? If they went out in the evening they would find both men and women and perhaps there would be more elders and MS, eh?

  I wonder if he wears a suitcoat on 90 degree days?

  Blondie
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  dinah

  I'll bet they miss the 70's. They could catch those poor housewives and offer them paradise as opposed to mounds of laundry, dishes, and dust. The women would join up, drag her kids in kicking and screaming and possibly nag her poor husband in joining too.

  Ahhh, those were the good old days.
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  Quandary

  CO is a blooming idiot!!
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  LouBelle

  never call a dog jehovah - it'll rip your throat right out!