Grass anyone? (page 6)

Mr. Majestic

Oh please! Oh please! I neeeeeeed/waaaaaaant one right now!!!!!!
Oh, it's that kind of grass. Damn you!

Oh…You were talking about grass…??

I thought that your hormones were playing up again…..Damn you….!!

jaguarbass

I have a yard here in Florida. Front and back take me maybe 40 minutes pushing a Honda mower.

I tell myself I enjoy it. Its good aerobic exercise. You got to enjoy something in life. When its done I jump in the pool which is nice.

Robdar

Since my divorce, I live in an apartment. No need to mow the grass because it isn't mine.

When I was married, I wouldn't let the husband cut the grass until the pretty purple flowers that covered our lawn in a sea of violet had died off. He used to complain all the time. Funny, during the spring this year, when I was in the old neighborhood for a yard sale, I drove past the old homestead and there were the flowers. Bless the x's heart......

White Dove

I think that everyone should be able to grow grass in their yards and not be arrested.

LouBelle

Yes I mow my lawn!

Hope4Others

9.687 Square ft'. What the hell did you mow it with? A Norelco razor?

Now that made me laugh....

Grass anyone?