It gives me that time to think and yeah, it's a guy thing, drink and drive.
That reminds me of a neighbor I used to have. He had a riding lawn mower and would take a cooler with him when he mowed. He drank beer after beer after beer. The more he drank, the worse his mowing became.
Anyway, one day I heard "Yeehaws!" and "Whoooop!" coming from his place. He had driven his mower into the street and was driving it all around and waving his ball cap in the air.
He passed by one woman's place. She was out weeding her flower beds. He yelled; "Hey baby! Show me yer tits!"
Soon after, the cops were called. By who, I'm not sure. They would have just let him off if he had gone back home and called it a day, but he got lippy with them and splashed beer on one of them so they ran him in.
Well, I thought it was amusing at the time.