You might be a Jehovah's Witness if ... (according to Facebook) (page 2)

changeling

How very sad that the person who wrote that thought those were all good things. Sheesh, what a sorry life!

changeling :)

Velvetann

Good one, I love it LOL So true actually.

Frequent_Fader_Miles

How very sad that the person who wrote that thought those were all good things. Sheesh, what asorry life!

That's the same thing I thought when I read the list.

And if that wasn't sorry enough, here's one of the posters gushing about her recent Convention.....

"u know the best thing... the sound messed up and the song jumped so when we got to last verse the music stopped and we all carried on!!! that is a fantastic experiance...8,000 all singing without music the same song!" [pathetic revisited]

whitman

How did you manage to get into a private Facebook J.W group?? I know that you can search for people listed as dubs...but how did you infiltrate??? I want to infiltrate too!

dawg

You know what guys? I actually thought this was someone making fun of the JWs until I read where some of you posted that this WAS a freaking JW... damn, what a crappy life....

Frequent_Fader_Miles

Whitman, you have a PM.

whitman

Thanks FFM

Layla33

18. If you realize things are getting worse, and you're thrilled.

The irrationality of the group can be summed up in this number...

chickpea

if you have 2 dozen people show up at your home**
every thursday night and consider it a privilege....
you might be a witness

**cleaning all public areas to reflect the holiness of the privilege
busting @ss to get 4 kids fed dressed and find their book
(which you studied with them on wed night)
make sure there is TP in the bathroom as well as
clean hand towels and no one's dirty undies
load dishwasher but DO NOT RUN
turn down answer machine
if it has snowed or iced, be sure all pathways are clear
set up all the folding chairs, rearrange the chairs
and turn on all the lights in the living room
get yourself dressed
slap on a smile and welcome your guests, including that d!ck
of a study conductor who snoops in your house and tells you
that "chess" is a war game and shouldn't be in a home that
hosts the privilege of book study

White Dove

I never realized the darker side to hosting the bookstudy. I used to want one so badly. I did examine my mind to figure out my motive and was disappointed when I honestly realized that I just wanted to be looked up to in the cong. I was tired of being invisible.

You might be a Jehovah's Witness if ... (according to Facebook)

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