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DAD: Mackenzie, why is Galen bedellowshipt?
MACK: Cuz he diddun lissen to Dahovah...
DAD: That's riiight. He didn't, did he?
MACK: No! An' he gunna get betroyed at Arbitagebbon too.
MOM: (chuckling in background) I love the way she says Armageddon! So cute!
DAD: Welll, he might, that's right, unless he does what?
MACK: Unless he bepents.
DAD: You got that right, baby. And who will he repent to?
MACK: To da elders!
DAD: Right again, precious.
MACK: Cuz da elders are Dahovah...
DAD: Wellll, no, the elders aren't really Jehovah, sweetheart.
MACK: (Covers her mouth and gasps) What?! Yes dey are! Da elders are Dahovah!
DAD: Mackenzie, stop saying that. The elders are NOT Dahovah--I mean, Jehovah. They're being used by Jehovah.
MACK: Da elders ARE Dahovah! Dass hoo Galen has to bepent to...
DAD: Well, yes, that's right. Galen needs to go to the elders and repent, but that's because they're Jehovah's representatives.
MACK: Bepweeventarives?
DAD: There you go, that's right. It's never proper to call any person Jehovah. That would His heart sad.
MACK: Da elders are Dahovah! Dey are too!
MOM: (Shocked) Mackenzie, stop saying it!
DAD: Mackenzie, if you keep saying that, you might have to get disfellowshipped too, just like Galen!
MACK: Waaaaaahhhh! (through sobs) Da elders are too Dahovah!
DAD: All right, hon, please call up Brother Finkbinder.
MOM: Do you think we really have to?!
DAD: We have no choice but to strike now before this apostasy takes hold. Better to cast her out while young than wait until this gels. First Corinthians 5 says to "remove the evil man from among yourselves."
MOM: But she's a baby!
MACK: No, no noooooo! Waahhhhhh!
DAD: After a period of many months of being bedellow--I mean, disfellowshipped--she will be allowed to grovel at Jehovah's--I mean, the elders' feet and demonstrate her repentance for uttering these wicked words!
MACK: Pweeze, pweeze, nooooo! DON' WANNA BE BEDELLOWSHIPT!!!
MOM: (shaken) Your father is right, Mackenzie. You have to be disfellowshipped...
MACK: Arrhhhhhhh, noooo, pweeeeeeze nooooo!
DAD: (He winks at Mom) Unless...
MACK: Unwess wuht?
DAD: Unless you promise Mommy and Daddy that you'll never again say that the elders are Jehovah.
MACK: Yes, yes, I pwomisssse!
DAD: And you always promise never to complain about going to meetings and service.
MACK: Yes, yes, pwomise dat too!
DAD: Well, okay then. I think Jehovah can forgive you now.
MOM: Oh what a relief!
MACK: Tank yoo, Daddy. I luh loo. Yur Dahovah huh?
DAD: What did you say?
MACK: (She winces) Yur Dahovah?
DAD: (Picks up phone and starts dialing a number...)
MACK: Nooooooo! I diddun meen it. You not Dahovah, you not Dahovah!
DAD: (Puts the phone back down) Okay then. (Aside to Mom) Do you realize how easy it's gonna be to raise this child now? What a great idea! Anytime she's disobedient--anything--we can remind her about the disfellowshipping arrangement.
MOM: Is this what the Bible means about "disciplining and mental regulating" your children?
DAD: Bingo! It's ingenious.