~~ i think you are the father of one of my kids ~~

by chickpea 12 Replies latest social humour

  • chickpea
    chickpea


    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"



  • dawg
    dawg

    Or she says... no, you are the drunk that banged my ass on that pool table....

  • amama2six
    amama2six

    LOL I've seen this one before...classic!

  • yknot
    yknot

    ......

  • burningbridges
    burningbridges

    ha! that's freaking awesome!!!!

    A woman walks into a drycleaners and hands over her dress which has a stain on the chest. The attendant takes the dress smiles, and says, "oh, you've come again?" The woman looks at him startled, and says "oh no, its toothpaste this time..."

  • dawg
    dawg

    But, he still banged her ass on that pool table! LOL!

  • treadnh2o
    treadnh2o

    I was sweating bullets before I opened this Thread.

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    dawg!!!! geez, big fella!! you are gonna get the thread shut down!!!! LMAO!

    treadn..... i am betting you arent the only one

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  • free2think
    free2think

    Very funny.

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