~~ i think you are the father of one of my kids ~~

by chickpea 12 Replies latest social humour

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  mrsjones5

  Pffft!
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  free2beme

  I am sorry, but that was butt slapping funny!
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  gymbob

  A man sits down in a restaurant and can hear the very old couple in the next booth talking about how they are celebrating their 50th anniversary that night. "Do you remember what we did that night, honey?" says the older woman. Her husband says, "Yes I do deary....It was right here at this very place, I took you out the back door and put you up against that back fence and did you right!"

  So the old woman says, "Do you know what we could do?" with a little twinkle in her eye. Well, the man listening in on this conversation can't believe what he's hearing, and the next thing he sees is this very old couple heading out the back door!

  So he thinks to himself, "They wouldn't dare, I think I'll look out back just to see". So he gets up and looks out the back door, he sees the old couple with their pants down up against the fence and they are howling and yelling and really going at it!

  So the guy goes back inside the restaurant and after a few minutes here comes the old couple back in through the back door, they set down back at their booth and they look pretty.... spent. The man who saw them can't help but turn around and ask them, "I saw what you did out back, how can you do that at your age?!

  The man turns around to him and says, "I know what that must have looked like to you, but trust me sonny, 50 years ago, that WASN'T an electric fence!" Gymbob