Funny Signs Thread

by Yizuman 14 Replies latest social humour

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  amama2six

  

  Saw this church sign during a day trip we took with the kids through Virginia Beach, VA to North Carolina. It got me thinking about "coming", alright, but not the kind THEY were talking about! hehehehe

  Oh, and what's with Pastor Strokepecker? Do we even want to know what goes on at Sunday School there???
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  Twitch

  Oh, and what's with Pastor Strokepecker? Do we even want to know what goes on at Sunday School there???
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  babygirl75

  
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  mustang

  Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

  'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

  In a Podiatrist's office: Time Wounds All Heels.

  On a Septic Tank Truck:

  Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels

  At a Proctologist's door:

  To expedite your visit, please back in.

  On a Plumber's truck:

  We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

  On another Plumber's truck:

  Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!

  On a Church's Billboard:

  7 days without God makes one weak.

  At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

  Invite us to your next blowout.

  At a Towing company:

  We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.

  On an Electrician's truck:

  Let Us Remove Your Shorts

  In a Nonsmoking Area:

  If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

  On a Maternity Room door:

  Push. Push. Push!

  At an Optometrist's Office:

  If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

  On a Taxidermist's window:

  We really know our stuff.

  On a Fence:

  Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!

  At a Car Dealership:

  The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.

  Outside a Muffler Shop:

  No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.

  In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

  Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

  At the Electric Company:

  We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.

  In a Restaurant window:

  Don't stand there and be hungry; come on inand get fed up.

  In the front yard of a

  Funeral Home:Drive carefully! We'll wait...

  At a Propane Filling Station:

  Thank heaven for little grills.

  And don't forget the sign at a

  CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: Best place in town to take a leak **********************

  Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

  CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises

  If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

  Mustang