Can anyone please tell me?
If Jesus Has Been Ruling In Heaven Since 1914, What The Hell Is He Doing???
by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends
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Awakened at Gilead
I wondered the same myself....
Maybe's he's still in the privy....
(1 Kings 18:27) 27 And it came about at noon that
E·li´jahthe apostates began to mock them [the JWs] and say: "Call at the top of YOUR voice, for he is a god; for he must be concerned with a matter, and he has excrement and has to go to the privy. Or maybe he is asleep and ought to wake up!" -
minimus
no sh*t??
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wobble
Ah you see time is different in Heaven, so just sitting down on the throne may take a long time,then he has to get slightly off again to make a "trumpet blast" and then there is miraculously an Assembly at Cedar Point Ohio.Ye of little faith,don't you realise that any awkward question can be fended off with"Tower Logic".
Love
Wobble
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minimus
I still don't get it.
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Leolaia
You remember this one, right?
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slimboyfat
I think Fred Franz wrote a booklet with a title not dissimilar: What Has God's Kingdom Been Doing? or something. Never got my hands on a copy to find out.
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stillajwexelder
having a laugh at our expense
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stillajwexelder
Like Jehovah in the, Old Testament loved the smell of burning flesh as it was a restful odor, in this time of the end we on earth have become rampant sex machines, so Jesus gets his jollies and kicks by watching all the sexual activity
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Satanus
Washing down dry crunchy jewish bread w dry red wine, together w 134,000 spiritual types. Each time a new member comes in the door, a new cork is popped.
S