If Jesus Has Been Ruling In Heaven Since 1914, What The Hell Is He Doing???

by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • undercover
    undercover
    maybe he's still in the privvy...
    no sh*t

    LOL...Damn...going on 95 years...he needs a laxative something awful...

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    Still resting???

    From all that creatin'....

  • eyeslice
    eyeslice

    Overseeing the preaching work of course.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Drinking beer..Neglecting his duty`s.....My Christian Friends would Disagree..I will concede the drinking beer.....But..No more!...............Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • minimus
    minimus

    Leo, that was a gem!

    Eye, the angels are taking care of that.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    He's searching for all the internal memos containing the right doctrines that got misplaced somewhere between His office and the Gubnin' Body's office.

    He's organizing and sending forth cleanup crews to go behind the Gubnin' Body and sweep their little doodles up before someone steps into another pile of their poo poo.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Jesus must have the patience of Job.

  • minimus
    minimus

    "honest hearted"= "bone headed".

  • easyreader1970
    easyreader1970

    Silly! If a thousand years is like a day then 94 years is something like fifteen seconds. Jesus is on the move. That fifteen seconds was just the time it took him to put his jacket on.

    er

  • minimus
    minimus

    T h i s i s g o n n a t a k e a l o n g t i m e t h e n.

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