How about the locust!
Is everybody just so over the locust???!!!
wasn't studying the revelation book "wonderful"
by booby 24 Replies latest forum announcements
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rebel8
OK Dagney, here's to you.
On the twelfth day of Armageddon,
my true God sent to me
Twelve locusts swarming,
Eleven angels sounding,
Ten mountains burning,
Nine false prophets whoring with the UN,
Eight bolts a-striking,
Seven Anti-Christs a-rising,
Six birds a-feasting,
Five unclean spirits,
Four dubbies calling,
Three 2-horned beasts,
Two scary dragons,
And a delusion that I’m better than everyone else! -
SnakesInTheTower
LMAO at Rebel8
this brought up a funny memory...
In 1989, I was a young MS. The elder who was the BS conductor at the time would be gone most weeks during US tax season (Jan 1-Apr 15), so I would have to conduct. Good thing I liked to "Study". Imagine me, a young, wet behind the ears MS, only been appointed a couple years, conducting a study in Climax with a group of publishers (in the home) of at least 40 years of age...I was the youngest... ALL of them had studied the Revelation themed books Blondie mentioned (I too had read them myself long before Climax came out)
My dad (a former elder) was the reader most weeks... so he sat next to me... and you can damn well bet I better call on him if he raised his hand. If I ignored his hand....the arm (he was a short pudgy guy) would extend out like Moses pointing to the Red Sea or Babe Ruth's supposed pointing to center in 1932 before hitting a homer..... If I ignored him some more...the little short finger would extend out and he would start to bounce.... I can't remember why I called on him....because I needed comments or afraid of him about to burst an aneurysm...(heart failure got him years later)
He usually tried to conduct from his seat, no matter the subject... man I miss the old man...
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DanTheMan
Maybe in addition to the charts, they can rent a few trumpets to pass around, and right as they are getting ready to cover the portion of the book dealing with the Cedar Point conventions, they can do a three-count and BLAST the trumpets in unison. Glory!
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Quandry
On the twelfth day of Armageddon,
my true God sent to me
Twelve locusts swarming,
Eleven angels sounding,
Ten mountains burning,
Nine false prophets whoring with the UN,
Eight bolts a-striking,
Seven Anti-Christs a-rising,
Six birds a-feasting,
Five unclean spirits,
Four dubbies calling,
Three 2-horned beasts,
Two scary dragons,
And a delusion that I’m better than everyone else!Let's all sing along, now.....yes, you too....don't be shy......a one, and a two,....ah, yes, that sounds so nice. We'll all learn the fine points of the Rev. Book together by singing our "new song, inspired by the holy spirit."
Thanks so much, Rebel 8, and may I add that I am glad I did not have liquid in my mouth when I read your posts today!!