Would your life have been better,

by John Doe 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    It's not a lot different from sitting down to do the other.

    Who says you sit down to do the other?

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    And I would never want to stand!

    Uh huh. You know you want to.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    Who says you sit down to do the other?

    I don't know many men who stand to do the other. Otherwise, we'd be bitching at you all for getting that all over the seat and floor, too.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    I don't know many men who stand to do the other.

    And I don't know many women who watch men defacate.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Men's restrooms have toilets as well.

    Some things I would not like about being a man:

    Zippers and electric fences.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    And I don't know many women who watch men defacate.

    I don't either. But I know that when men and boys get stranded with no roll and they holler for one, they are sitting when they stick their hand through the door for it.

    I always knew you were different, John.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Men's restrooms have toilets as well.

    Some things I would not like about being a man:

    Zippers and electric fences.

    And if you notice, the feces are rarely inside those toilets.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Seriously though folks, I think it would be pretty awesome to be able to walk into a bar and get drunk without having to pay a penny.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Ewwww!

    Well, away from the defecation for a minute....

    No. I enjoy my equipment. Happily hemaphroditic.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    And if you notice, the feces are rarely inside those toilets.

    Good thing I never had a close encounter with one.

    More things I would not like about being a man:

    All the pressure to be a stud.

    Having to listen to all the locker room braggarts.

    Not being able to admit I like chick flicks.

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