Would your life have been better,

by John Doe 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    It would not be cool to be a man and go to prison and become some other man's prison bitch.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    More things I would not like about being a man:

    All the pressure to be a stud.

    Having to listen to all the locker room braggarts.

    Not being able to admit I like chick flicks.

    1)does not matter if you are a stud ;-)

    2)listening is always optional if you're a man. You don't have to listen to anyone or anything. If a man is listening to you, feel honored.

    3)Feeling coerced to lie and say you like chick flicks.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Honestly, my life wouldn't have been better except that my brothers all married once and did not get divorced. They were easily able to find good partners.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Here are the main cons to being a woman:

    1. too emotional to have logical thought
    2. unable to coerce anyone without using sex
    3. not smart enough to be number 1
    4. high heels
    5. shirts are much harder to iron because of the boob slots
    6. pregnancy
    7. pms--see #1
    8. menopause--see #1
    9. passive aggressive--see #1
    10. and number 10--have to compete with Catherine Zeta Jones
  • yknot
  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Ohhhh Johnny................sigh...........

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Ohhhh Johnny................sigh...........

    You got nothing, eh?

  • blondie
    blondie

    No my father was an equal opportunity molester. My brothers lives weren't any better than mine was.

    Blondie

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    Sure. I've always wanted to be a lesbian.

    W

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I find it interesting that most posters, when imaging being born the opposite sex, don't imagine themselves as being different than they are now. In other words, they percieve their own present personality unchanged in the opposite sex form. I think this is an indication of how difficult or even impossible it is for us to imagine being something other than what we are. It's also interesting how much we define ourselves based on gender.

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