How does Jehovah Kill Us Off?

by cameo-d 36 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Cameo-d, are you the former poster, Tula?

    Sylvia

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  • Jeremy C
    Jeremy C
    You know - the one thing that the JWs have been missing out on in their apocalypse is the spectre of some born-again 747 pilot vanishing out of the cockpit and it coming down on some city...

    LOL Yes, I am always amused when I see the bumper sticker which reads "Caution - in event of rapture, this car will be unmanned". If the JWs believed in the rapture, they could create illustrations with empty cars flying off of the freeways and turnpikes; killing innocent bystanders. Cities would look like large bumper car rinks. This could make their artwork so much richer - Jehovah using not only hale stones and lightening; but also using Ford Explorers in executing his judgment.

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  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Screw Ford Explorers ... HUMMERS!

    Oh, wait ... 99.9% JWs can't afford Hummers.

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  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    With BOREDOM.

    =BONEZZ

    Oh wait a minute, that's how he's killing his own people.

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  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Actually..There is no Jehovah..The Name is a Catholic Invention..From the 14th century.....If it never appeared before the 14th century..Jesus would never have used that name..EVER!!................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

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  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    Outlaw said it first, but I agree. Jehovah is a fictional construct. We have lots of things to worry about but jehovah isn't one of them. I like your name = jehovah-jihad. I'm a lot more worried about getting diabetes when I'm old than I am about armageddon or a fictional sky daddy who wants to kill us all.

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  • Vachi 8 He Is
    Vachi 8 He Is

    "With boredom..." Omg dude I almost fell out of my chair with that. Classic man. High five! But yeah, it's gonna be like Terminator 2: Judgment Day so remember that sunblock and you should be cool, wayyyyy cool. Now then, time for some tunes....Oh yeah, I like this one..... "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" *bobs head*

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  • lancelink
    lancelink

    the last picture looks like something out of close encounters near the end of the movie

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  • OBVES
    OBVES

    The way you write is contrary to the Bible .Thank God Yahweh that there has been a religion for decades that taught God will destroy the wicked forever .And this is exactly what the atheists want ! They are aware they will die sooner and later . But look at most religions ! They teach eternal hell torments . Which one you would choose if it happens God Yahweh rejected you ? Jehovah's Witnesses by this kind of teaching about eternal death have been the best religious organization on this earth .

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  • mary stewart
    mary stewart

    my mum thinks 'WOTW' (to cruise version) is how people will be during the great trib.

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