I like this topic!
1. I went to an amusement park with friends when I was 17, when getting ready to go on the bumper boats the attendant told me to NOT step on the rubber part... Listening wasn't my strong suite so I stepped on the rubber part and fell in much to the amusement of everyone there.
2. For my 18th birthday my friends took me to see male strippers, my friend held money over my head and when the guy came to collect I refused to put it in his g-string and he called me a prude.
3. I volunteered at a children's hospital... Once, I dressed up in a mascot's outfit and visited the kids... I couldn't see very well and kept bumping into walls... The kids thought it was funny, I honestly wasn't doing it on purpose! LOL