by Gregor 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
NOTICE TO ALL CONGREGATIONS
As of January 1, 2009 the Society will be paying a reward of $100.00 and a lifetime subscription the the WT to anyone who turns in a fader who is successfully exposed and disfellowshipped. This will be a trial program and if there are good results it may be expanded to include those who visit unapproved websites or watch unsanctioned entertainment. The existing $5.00 reward program for identifying masturbaters will expire as it has proven too costly to sustain.
Are you saying that too many $5 have been paid out because most Dubs are Wankers?
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Are you saying that too many $5 have been paid out because most Dubs are Wankers?
Yup. In some congs the "Catch-a-jacker" program payout was running $20.00 a week.
$100 per head? Woooo! I'll be rich!
So by eliminating the "Catch a Jacker" program, accounts reports at assemblies and conventions will no longer be running at a deficit?
If a fader or wanker turned himself in, would he/she get $100 and the sub and $5 respectively? Suppose a serious wanker had turned himself in every time he/she did it, @ $5 a time, he/she could have made some serious beer money.
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Satanus, I think you are on to something, you devil!
I need a little extra mall money. Could you please give me the fader hot-line number, I want to turn myself in.
they can keep the rag subscription.
