with one other person on a tropical island, permanently cut off from civiliazation. Would you want, a Republican, a Democrat, an Independent, or an Anarchist for your companion, and why?
You're stranded
by John Doe 21 Replies latest jw friends
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asilentone
It does not matter, as long as she is very hot!
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watson
A democrat (preferably female) because anything goes!!
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purplesofa
Is this a trick question?
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cameo-d
which one is for capitalism?
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John Doe
Hmm, a Republican would figure out a way to horde all the food and tell you that some more will fall out of the sky and you should learn to get your own food.
A Democrat would sit around whining and crying about how someone else caused you both to be stranded on the island while biting and chewing their nails and jacking off.
An Independant would tell you it's all a conpsiracy and to build a nuclear bomb shelter with coconut shells and fish feces.
An anarchist would laugh while stabbing you in the back and roasting your flesh for supper.
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yknot
Well I guess under those contexts I will take a hot, buff, and capable Republican Eagle Scout!
......not like it would be that hard to get him in the sack while using moral guilt to make him feel responsible for my safety and well being since I am of the weaker sex...... he wouldn't also want me to get an abortion when ever I eventually got knocked up.
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SacrificialLoon
Anarchists have that cookbook right? That should come in handy for making meals or something. :p
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John Doe
Is this a trick question?
Nope. ;-) I forgot to call about those tickets. I'll try and remember to tomorrow--lot going on right now.
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OUTLAW
I really don`t care..Can they help me survive?.................
...OUTLAW
...OUTLAW