Funny Email I Received: Dear Red States

by Robdar 31 Replies latest social humour

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  LDH

  Even California is pretty much a Red State: Bush won 35 out of 58 counties, while Kerry won LA and San Francisco. You want 'em? we certainly won’t fight you for them but you're going to have to found New California without 35 of your most beautiful counties and your second-largest city. Sorry about that.

  BUSH LIED.

  If you held that same vote today, he would be in the negative column.

  Oh and while you're at it, Red States, I hope you plan on sending your suburban mall-loving kids to the fields to work your productive agricultural land you're so fond of claiming.
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  TopHat

  This is a funny thread....I enjoyed reading
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  BurnTheShips

  buttermilk cornbread

  Mmmmmmm.
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  Robdar

  Tophat, I about died laughing when I read your cheeky response. You have a fine, smart ass. I really needed this laugh today and I thank you.

  Robyn
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  hemp lover

  Do you seriously believe she wrote that? LOL

  http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokedearbluestates.htm
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  Robdar

  Do you seriously believe she wrote that? LOL

  You mean she didn't write it? Hmmm. Well, stone the crows.

  Speaking of stoning something: ~passes a big ol doob to hemp lover~

  Too bad the blue states are getting all the good ganja. Of course, being an independent, the red states wouldn't have me either.

  BTW, I still think TopHat has a fine, smart ass. Looking good, Tophat.
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  BurnTheShips

  Too bad the blue states are getting all the good ganja.

  Heh. Come to Florida. It is a big crop here. I have nightime helicopters flying over my place all the time, waking me up at 2AM. They have busted many growhouses in my area in the past year. They catch them at night due to the heat signature of the artificial lighting. A waste of money, IMHO.

  BTS
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  Robdar

  Heh. Come to Florida. It is a big crop here. I have nightime helicopters flying over my place all the time, waking me up at 2AM. They have busted many growhouses in my area in the past year. A waste of money, IMHO.

  Hell yeah, it's a waste of money. Too bad the government doesn't legalize and tax it. We could pay off all our debt just on the money we would make from those patchouli wearing hippies the blue states are so fond of. LOL
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  keyser soze

  I'm going wherever the beer is.
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  beksbks

  “This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!”

  Friar Tuck in ‘Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves’