Renaming the Kingdom Halls, what would use knowing what goes on there ?

Homerovah the Almighty

After re evaluating whats happening at the Kingdom Halls, what would you rename them as ?
I'll start the ball rolling - " Delusional Mind Control Centers "
yknot

WT Programming and Distribution Facilities
StAnn

Hell on Earth.
Serena
recovering

borg central mind control
stillajwexelder

Peyton Place
Homerovah the Almighty

" Franchised Literature Stores for The Watchtower Publishing House "
Awakened at Gilead

New Light Houses
OUTLAW

Where do you Learn WBT$ Crap?!.."The King Dung Hole"!.....Where do you get WBT$ Crap "New Light"?!.."The King Dung Hole"!.....Where do you get WBT$ Crap Literature?!.."The King Dung Hole"!.....When you run out of WBT$ Crap Literature,where do you go?!.."The King Dung Hole"!..............................The Kingdom Hall should be renamed,"The King Dung Hole"..It sounds similar.....And..It`s the only place you can get WBT$ Crap!!..LOL!!......................................OUTLAW
Homerovah the Almighty

God's Learning House of Incompetence
Homerovah the Almighty

Armageddon Survival Depot