Renaming the Kingdom Halls, what would use knowing what goes on there ?

VM44

The Ministry of Love building in Orwell's 1984 didn't have any windows just as most of the Kingdom Halls of today don't!
Mickey mouse

If we're going with an Orwellian theme I favour Room 101.
kurtbethel

I could get a little mean with this: Tool Shed!
cameo-d

Looks like others are getting in on the action, too. What if this church names their new building King-Dome Bldg.? Do you think it will be easier to assimilate these folks into a KH eventually?
http://www.powellchurch.com/index.php?option=com_poll&task=results&id=71

Select Poll:
The King-dome
5 71.4%
The Bubble
2 28.6%
The Circus Tent
0 0%

Number of Voters : 7
First Vote : Sunday, 02 November 2008 10:20
Last Vote : Sunday, 02 November 2008 17:33
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Homerovah the Almighty

The Center for Slave Laborers of The Watchtower Society
Learning Centers for Spiritual Pedophiles
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They are renaming the Kingdom Halls??? Have I missed something?