Our Last Words.....? (page 2)

A stone to cover the remains
Of a man who not one disdained
In a country that he won't claim
He lived out the last of his days.
"I am British!" he screamed, as his last vow
But noone cared then or now
wendy

Edited to say, I really do suck at this...lol

When I leave, you will know I have been here

WildHorses

logical, look on the bright side. At least there is a song named after you. She's a super freak, she's super freaky.

"I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

expatbrit

Wendy:

Ooohh...that was cold!!!

ROFLMAO!

Expatbrit

bitter mango

hey! where's mine?!?! :(

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mommy

Bitter Mango's final days
Were just a bleary haze
Fitfully retelling the tale,
Though every day she grew more pale
She wanted all to know her fright
When Santa ran over her, on that fateful night
She was running from the sleigh
Screaming No way! No way!
It is sad to say after the fact
But said none the less, I made a pact
Yes, this stone is larger than most
But I promised the girl that I would post
Her last remarks about that day
Below you will see what she had to say:
"If Santa was a girl this would not have been my fate
Because any girl would stop and ask for a date"
wendy

Okay I am really stopping now! Hillary Look what you have done!
wendy

When I leave, you will know I have been here

safe4kids

Here lies a gal with her paddle,
To all in the chat she would prattle,
"Come here little cutie,
and bare your patootie,
to my hubby tho, don't you dare tattle."

Any guesses on who this might be?

Dana

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...
Closing Time, Semisonic

hillary_step

PS - I will be awarding a prize for the best last words.

Here is one for You Know.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
Here lies You Know and his prophetic lust,
Just where he is preaching, who can tell,
Half-way to Heaven and half-way to Hell.

HS

Kismet

Here lies a cat named Fred
whose brain was often dead.
A cool cat who was never bitter
who's attitude was based in his kitty litter
He died with his humor so droll
But he was always our favorite troll

Englishman

Here lies the body of a young dub from Llanfairpwyl gwyb gil goc

She ate lots of apples and finally died.

The apples fermented

Inside the Lamented

Amd made cyder inside her insides.

Bring on the dancing girls!

Our Last Words.....?

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