Our Last Words.....?

by hillary_step 33 Replies latest jw friends

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  moman

  Help, I can't finish this!

  Here lies the bones of another so called phophet
  He ranted & raved & just wouldn't come off it
  This forteller of doom
  Went quietly to hiz tomb
  and like the many before him
  ?

  -fastone-
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  Naeblis

  is buried in my room
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  GinnyTosken

  These are not original, but I thought I'd share them anyway.

  Ginny

  Here lies an Atheist
  All dressed up
  And no place to go.

  Here lies the body
  of Jonathan Blake
  Stepped on the gas
  Instead of the brake.

  Here lies Lester Moore
  Four slugs from a .44
  No Les No More.
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  COMF

  Some bones, some hair, some yucky goo
  Within this narrow marble vault
  Are all that's left of Prisca, who
  Was highly skilled at finding fault.

  He was well-known for his sad blue frown.
  "The world would be a better place
  Were I dead," he said--now in the ground
  He grins a grisly smiley-face.

  Famous last words:
  "Just wait til next October 4th. You'll see." - YK
  "You don't understand death? What's to understand, dummy?" - Farkel
  "I guess I get to keep my screen name, now..." - waiting
  "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bye everybody! Haha Hahaha!" - VeniceIT
  "Damn... where's a vampire when you really need one?" - SlayerLayer

  COMF
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  COMF

  Ginny, another unoriginal:

  Beneath this stone, a lump of clay
  Lies all that's left of Franklin Mare
  Who, too soon in the month of May,
  Took off his flannel underwear.

  COMF
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  Seeker

  Here lies the remains of You Know
  Whose prophecies would ever flow
  Each October he prayed
  But the End was yet stayed
  Till one year it was he who was laid low
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  Duncan

  Fee Fi Fo Fum
  Here lie the Bones of an Englishman
  No more with us, our Saloon bar mate’s
  Now getting ‘em in at The Pearly Gates.

  Do not think to mock or pillory
  Mrs Step’s son, her youngest, Hillary
  Who lies – not at rest - beneath your feet
  He’s Jazzin’ to a heavenly beat

  Here lies Farkle
  His wit would sparkle
  Truly a star postwriter!
  He’s now chucklin’
  and haunting Brooklyn
  as a Watchtower ghost writer.
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  patio34

  Not original:

  "Wherever you go, let your wind go free; for it was the holding of a fart that was the death of me."

  :-)
  Pat
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  think41self

  You guys have come up with some great ones! Good idea for a thread HS. I have to return the favor to my younger sibling, so here goes:

  Here lies a troublesome little sis
  Her older sibling she liked to piss
  Many times was she heard to cry
  "I don't know who did it, t'was not I"
  A fibber she was, but Dana I will miss

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  SixofNine

  Don't quit your day gig*, Think.

  *dom spanky eggstrodinaire!