If you could, would you have many wives? (page 4)

mkr32208

F-F said-
Wearing tight, low-rise pants, even if we weigh 270 pounds.
Paisley shirt with the top 6 buttons undone so the world can see our gold chain rest on our rolls.
A small, bright red sports car we can barely fit in. The steering wheel is a great belly rest. Who cares if it always sets the horn off?
A fascination with women half our age.

When I wear my wetsuit I've got a speedo that I put on underneath just to prevent 'chaffing.' For the 2 minutes between donning the speedo and donning the wetsuit it's definitely something that you would want to avert your eyes from... Or maybe just gouge your eyes out with a melon baller! Whichever comes first!
No... Not ever!
I've got a big fat motorcycle is that kind of the same thing?!
I'm fascinated by all hot women! It's just that at a certain point it seems like all of them are half your age!

Tired of the Hypocrisy

nope. I find the one quite sufficient....LOL

FlyingHighNow

...or maybe a spin in my small red sportscar that I can't fit in to.

I have a red eagle talon.

John Doe

No, I wouldnt' marry a football team. One man is enough. God, a whole slew of em? Kill me now, I'd never get to use the remote!

You wouldn't have to. Men intuitively know what needs watching and what needs changin.

Not interested in that. If I was in some arrangement it would likely be a woman and I am one of 3 husbands. The other 2 guys could hang around and do what they are told, absorb the nagging. I would check in once a month. It would be my home base and I would do my husbandly duty and plan my next excursion, and pay my share of expenses. I was never much good at it anyway.

sweetstuff

I feel the same as Sweetstuff...One is enough!!! If I had to deal with more than one woman at a time I think I would go crazy!!! I only need one Sweetstuff in my life at a time. ;)

LOL, now that was subtle Ice! Hey JD, I know what needs changing, your diapers, you are getting all stinky yet again.

asilentone

maybe, it would depend on the situation.

cognac

Accckkk, it would be way to loud. Plus, we would probably be always arguing about someone leaving a mess around, somebody not doing there side of the chores, bla, bla, bla...

It's much easier for me to spend $50 or $100 bucks a week and have somebody come in and clean. Then, you wouldn't have to deal with all the hassle...

zagor

What is the point of marriage if you are going to have many? Might as well be single and have different every night then. Not to mention considering what those Mormon "wives" look like, (reflection of their husband worth I suppose) I wouldn't want my wife looking like that even after 6 months of camping in woods.

If you could, would you have many wives?