When are you going to drop the charade and quit that shit?
Why don't you start fading? Start tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 -100 , rate my chance of attending the meeting tomorrow
by stillajwexelder 27 Replies latest watchtower scandals
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Stilla, here's a few suggestions:
1) Start taking aspirin now and find a nice pair of sunglasses. You'll still be able to read the Botchtower with a hangover.
2) If you have enough liquor, stay buzzed right through the meeting and sober up later. However, your reading might not be so good, but then, you won't really care.
3) Pretend to have uncontrollable flatulence and diarrhea (or other terms appropriate in the vernacular). You will generally be excused from any congregation matters without further questions.
B the X
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Nosferatu
Pray to Jehovah for the strength to carry you through your hangover at the meeting.
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stillajwexelder
I did not wake up until 10.30 so I did not go - sorry Vinny
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Big Tex
Behold the power of vodka.
All hail!!
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beksbks
Whoooooeeee!!! I'm sure vodka is healthier than the WTstudy.
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Hope4Others
Good for you stilla...nice relaxing Sunday! btw do you have a little headache today?
Cheers!
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stillajwexelder
Yes I have a little headache which is only just now receding
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cameo-d
Perhpas you could do penance for you absence.
I would suggest a pig roast at the pulpit.
Perhaps you could give a talk as to why god requires a blood sacrifice smeared on the alter, but yet likes his roast well done. Seems contradictory in that you would think he might like his meat rare.
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FlyingHighNow
I went to church and ended up being much more moved and touched than I thought I would. Spiritually that is. Some encouraging things going on for sure.