Because I am

by John Doe 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • dietequiladie
    dietequiladie

    But perhaps not the best speller. Unless of course your attention span is sickly complexioned and pallid.

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    I took one look at your avitar and yup, you are a drunk-Ass!

    LOL

  • sacolton
  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Oh Good Lord people!!! You gave him two pages already??

  • lalliv01
    lalliv01
    Because I am
    the greatest, most insightful, most intelligent, most caring, most sensitive, most humble person here, I thought it only fitting to start a thread for you to prasie me

    Oh "greatest" one: Still would I learn more from thee, for I am prest with keen desire to know, further parley I entreat, were you created or a beginning you never knew?

    Lalliv01

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    OK JD....you know I would eventually take this opportunity to remind you to wash your sheets! (In hot water please!)

    Love ya, r.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Oh "greatest" one: Still would I learn more from thee, for I am prest with keen desire to know, further parley I entreat, were you created or a beginning you never knew?

    Lalliv01

    Ah, keen be thy senses, and wisdom is not a stranger to thee, so I leave you with this maxim. The greatest end lies not in an answer but rather in great questions. I shant quench your keen desire, but will leave you with questions.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Oh Good Lord people!!! You gave him two pages already??

    Ah, I see someone needs some help with reading skills. Now, where did I set my big stick?

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    :the greatest, most insightful, most intelligent, most caring, most sensitive, most humble person here, I thought it only fitting to start a thread for you to prasie me. I know it will be tough, but please limit your praise to 50 words or less, because low quality causes my attention span to wan. That's MY line, you nitwit! Buzz off! I'm workin' this side of the street! Farkel

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    This ain't a street bud--it's the woods.

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