okay, i warned y'all, don't get mad
HAPPYHOLIDAYS
xmas funnies (WARNING could be offensive)
by peaceloveharmony 10 Replies latest social humour
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Angharad
Great Harmory, thanks for the laugh!
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closer2fine
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peaceloveharmony
closer, i swear i posted that one cuz it's my favorite one! i think i'm losing my mine...haha. thanks!!!!!
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Cassiline
OMG that last one made me laugh sooo hard!! Thanks for the laughs Harmony and Closer!!!!!
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When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.
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think41self
Santa's Visit to a Naughty Lady
A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..."
Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!"Tracy
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Satanus
This thread is reeeelly funny! hohohohohoh!!
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closer2fine
I know it's 2 weeks late - but this one cracks me up.
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closer2fine
One more for you....
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closer2fine
Ok, just one more....
closer