This morning I was in the office of a company that I do business with.
3 women were in the office and they all asked me how I was doing since I had major surgery last month.
I told them that I was recovering but it was kind of disappointing when I woke up in the recovery room instead of at the pearly gates.
One of the women said, "God must have more for you to do here."
At which I replied, "Yes, there are so many lost people who don't know Jesus."
As soon as I said that a middle-aged man who was sitting at a desk in the rear of the office jumped up and ran out the door.
One of the women said, "He's a Jehovah's Witness and always does that when anyone mentions Jesus' name in here.
I said, "Uh-huh. Rather telling isn't it."
Another woman said, "He never talks about Jesus. It's always 'Jehovah this and Jehovah that' all the time. It's so weird."