Christmas Presents

by Celtic 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    From everyone that you all know here, what do you suppose is the best christmas present solution for that person/s? What do you think that person would get the most fun and enjoyment and appreciation out of?

    Name them, and the corresponding ideal present, from your perspective.

    peace

    Mark
    Hug trees

  • Celia
  • Billygoat
    Billygoat

    Presents?

    Tina - Her son home for Christmas
    Kent - BOE Letters scanned and filed in chronological order
    Joelbear - Hoss Cartwright, naked with a big red bow
    COMF - Prisca, naked with a big red bow
    JanH - Harmony, naked with a big red bow
    Harmony - Gwen Stefani, naked with a big red bow
    Xena - Anybody naked with a big red bow
    Think4oneself - A new paddle
    Freepeace - A date with TheOldHippie in a dark alley and T41's paddle
    Bboyneko - A new job
    Logical - A sex change operation
    FredHall - New kitty-nip toy
    Esmerelda - No physical pain and lots of energy to play with Leah
    You Know - Armegeddon

    I know I can think of more when I have more time...

    Andi

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    he he he I know what I want, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get it.

    "I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    for you celt it would have to be a self sustaining/propogating fast rejuvenating pot plant that you can prune to your hearts content
    nelly

  • Seven
    Seven

    Waiting- Wine for Dummies-McCarthy
    Caole-A snowblower with an electric start and a model 12 Winchester
    Kismet-A Jamaican vacation with MaryJane& a "sturdy" chair lol
    Redhorsewoman-Horses that don't wander off.
    Simon-A stun gun.
    Englishman-U.S. By The Numbers, What's...Wrong With America State by State.-Keating Good source for threads on why we suck and you are better.
    Fredhall-Hairball Helper
    Also:
    Essie-I've rented all of Disney World for just you, your husband and daughter. Enjoy the trip down on your private jet.Love ya.((hugs}}
    Cowboy-A new 4X4 with all the bells and whistles.
    April-A vacation with your sweetie.
    puppylove-A borg free family.
    Bea-A Harley.
    Frenchy-A boat, a Harley and a
    Prisca-A ride from any airport.
    Claire-Another 3 months with your future MIL and a newfoundland pup.
    Angharad-A life in another time zone for you, Si & boys.

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    VeniceIT: A great guy (I mean REALLY great guy) and a trip to Italy
    Princess: a trip to Vegas, alone with the Prince!
    Esmerelda: good health, and her ex to move to Antartica
    joelbear: Hoss Cartwright (thanks for the tip, billygoat)
    Englishman: A case of Guinness.......or a tapper of Guinness
    SEAKEN2001: wifey leaving the Borg
    Makena1: trip to Maui (and a few days at Little Makena)
    silentlambs: Hmmmmm......something really special...a BIG FAT cigar!! or some of my rasberry jam?
    Ranchette: Peace and acceptance from the family
    Slipandslidemaster: Venice in a BIG red bow

    Can't think of anything else! But, if I do, I'll be back.

    Marilyn (a.k.a. Mulan)

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Ozziepost: a dozen of Penfold Hermitage (whichever year he wishes)

    Mrs Ozzie: their children out of the Borg

    Stephanus: who Fred Hall's identity really is

    Silentlambs: invisible paint so he can paint himself invisible and hear what the elders/congregations is really saying about him

    Celtic: the answer to life, the universe and everything

    Farkel: a good-paying job and a permanent roof over his head

    Prisca: all-expenses-paid trip to the US and UK so I can meet all my favourite posters (and meeting a REALLY great guy in the process)

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    Sorry Prisca but Mulan's gonna give me (the REALLY great guy)!!!

    Ven

    "Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    lol andi!!! too funny.

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