Here we go, gang...
What I wish that I could give some of my JW.com comrades (please forgive me, those of you that I missed)
These are in no particular order. Some silly, some not so silly...
Seven (In the form of a certificate, for when you're ready someday) A
destination wedding, for you and that special someone, any exotic locale of your choosing. Gown, tux, and all the trimmings :)
Kismet: I wish I could give you a suit of armor, because you're chivalrous and it could come in handy when performing moderator duties on *ahem* "other" boards...
Caole: a cozy little coffee house with a steady stream of friends coming in and out and playing the juke box :)
Cowboy: a Cowgirl! (unless you already have one. Then...I guess I'd give you a trip off into the sunset and happily ever after)
Safe4kids: I'd give you a Wurlitzer jukebox and an endless supply of cd's.
MommieDark: I'd give you the energy you had when you were just a lil' one.
Freepeace: I like the dark alley idea *lol* But seriously...I'd give you a vision of ten years into the future; of your son hugging you (perhaps before his wedding) and saying "Thank you Dad, for all you did for me. It meant the world to me, and I hope to be as fine a man, and father, as you are someday."
Think4oneself: I want you to be there, with your boys as well, beside
Freepeace for the above occaision!
COMF: Cooking eh? I'd git you a big ol' stock pot, a bunch of fresh
vegtables, and the recipe for my grandmothers soup, which is amazing. Oh, and I'd like to give you a jam session with the JW.com musicians of your choice :)
Billygoat: The man of your dreams : )
Joelbear: Hoss Cartwright (yeah, I know, someone else got him for you already) with the ranch and land to go with him so you can run around nekkid all you like!
silentlambs: Jurisdiction in all 50 states and all Allied countries to
pronounce sentencing on convicted child molesters.
Tina: Like the others said: Your boy, safe and sound, back to see you and Honorably discharged at the end of his tour!!!
Mulan: A month-long spa vacation where your every whim would be attended to, and you wouldn't be allowed to lift a finger except to maybe ring for the concierge! :)
Princess: Hmmm...a mom of young kids? Maybe I can get you into the same spa just not for as long LOL
alamb: Three very beautiful gifts, all sitting beside you under the tree, sparkling, laughing, and saying what you deserve to hear: "We love you Mom, you're the best." Because you are. Followed by "Boy, are we glad we didn't grow up to be Jehovah's Witnesses."
Kent: Access to Bethel/governingbody records and all the high tech goodies to dish the dirt on em.
Randy: A fortune in back-pay for all the work you've done giving of yourself to others through your website. And a gorgeous house on the California beach of your choosing.
Patriot: A medal of valor for your contributions after the tragedies of Sept 11; an American flag signed by everyone here at JW.com to show how proud we are of you, and something that you already have, actually...the gratitude of the nation. *hug*
Englishman: A small pub to own (but not have to hassle with running) for you to throw parties for friends and family.
Uncle Bruce: A lifetime supply of theater tickets to great musical productions for you and the Mrs.
Maximus: Health, Wealth, and a return with interest of all the love you've given others.
Farkel: To find out that you're really the crown prince of some previously unknown principality and that everyone has to call you "Sire". Then the staff to go with it so you can spend all your time educating lurkers in the way that only you can.
Bea: The warmth of sunshine on days when you feel cold inside.
Slipnslidemaster: A holodeck for an hour and your choice of T'Pol, Seven of Nine, or Deanna Troi.
Crossroads: Happiness, love, and peace of mind!
Simon: His prescriptions paid in full for life (because SURELY he must have to take SOMETHING to be able to tolerate us all LOL) ;)
Angahrad: A power outage every now and again when the kids are away on sleep overs just so you can have Simon all to yourself for awhile !
I know I'm forgetting people. Don't hurt me. Just remind my lil' swiss cheese brain and I'll add you to my list :)
*hugs* for all!
essie
DOH! And I wanted to say, Celtic...lots of trees to hug! *lol*
