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by mouthy 37 Replies latest watchtower bible
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possible-san
Hi, mouthy.
OH NO!!!!! PLEASE SAY IT ISNT SOPlease let me come home LORD!!!!
Probably, you will live long.
There are seldom those who are using the computer by the same age as you.Moreover, Kanzo Uchimura who is famous Japanese Christian has said, "Real Christian never considers death."
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Tyrone van leyen
Sorry Mouthy, there was a little crack in the door, here. No White Dove. I'm sure it was a case of possession. He had hairy legs like a centaur, and played these strange pan pipes!
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Tyrone van leyen
Ok I'm goin. No one appreciates my revolutionary outlooks anyhow. Does anyone know how much it costs to get rid of demons these days? First you have to get approval, then call the preist, but what about accomodations?
These things can go on for months, you know. I suppose you can get several blessings, in a kind of package deal, but, there's still the cost of dry cleaning puke stained robes and replacing torn sheets.
What about good quality restraints and holy water? These things don't bless themselves you know.
Do you think it was was easy, bolting everything down in his room? The last time I needed a glass of water, I had to lift the whole nightstand, to drink it.
You wouldn't know it, but he's making progress, using my techniques. Now he keeps his tongue in his mouth, while playing his pipes, and uses neet, on his skinny white legs. He tends to knibble on the bible in church, but...... I just give him a seditave and a bit of straw.
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Tyrone van leyen
Now Grace, I know what your thinkin. You don't beleive me anymore, I've been bad! And you know what? Your'e right! But we can talk about this you know. Isn't there a scripture, I'll jus check your online reference. Oh yes, it says " spare the rod" thats the whole thingy. Nothings out of context either. Whew!
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Tyrone van leyen
I'm too old to go over your lap. Plus, what about these glasses I'm wearing? I have a scriptural defense you know?
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Tyrone van leyen
Oh sure. Go after the messenger! You know, the guy wearing glasses , minding his own business. Is is my fault, people can"t make the connection, between hairy legs and demonic possession?