by Yadirf 21 Replies latest jw friends
My puppy, Friday, has NEVER gotten HIMSELF into this type of a situation! /Yadirf
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There are times when man's best friend needs attention!
THE DOG WHOSE WISH WAS FINALLY GRANTED
Daniel 11:35 ... a KEY prophecy that must be fulfilled before the "time of the end" gets underway.
Hey that gives me an idea!The next dub with the guts to come in my yard!..HA-HA-HA!...OUTLAW
Yardif,
Are you sure that's your puppy, Friday?
It looks like it could be Fred Hall the kitty cat.
Ranchette
Is it a naturally occuring demented sense of humor that makes Jehovah's Witnesses revel in depictions of animal abuse?
Or the grotesque influence of the WTBTS’ children’s book from the 50's and 60's, aptly ‘ripped off’ from Miltons religiously surrealistic flagship title, From Paradise Lost to Paradise Regained?
Flip
Uh, Ranchette ... I'm glad that you enjoyed my illustration, but I never said that was MY puppy. As a matter of fact if you go back and read a little closer you'll notice that I said: "My puppy, Friday, has NEVER gotten HIMSELF into this type of a situation!"
Perhaps for your sake it would have been better worded this way: "Unlike numberless other mutts that I've known in my 30-plus years with the Postal Service, my puppy Friday has NEVER gotten HIMSELF into a situation like this one did."
Actually, the drawing is one that I've had in my filing cabinet for probably close to 20 years now. I decided to scan it and upload it to my personal web site today, onto my "Humor" page. I picked it up one day at the facility I worked at. I think maybe one of the fellas I worked with drew it, I can't remember for sure now. The president of the Union there at the time was quite a cartoonist, very good with a pencil and a piece of paper ... so I tend to think that he drew it. Anyway, in my days as a mail carrier I've seen many a dog that needed such a stuffin' as that one in the illustration got. LOL.
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OUTLAW
I forgot to mention ... that could just as well be YOUR apostate dog in the mailbox! LOL!
Yadirf
Daniel 11:35 ... a KEY prophecy that must be fulfilled before the "time of the end" gets underway.
You come get him dude ,he`ll rip you a new asshole,whatevers left he`ll bury!..(LOL)...OUTLAW
I did think it was funny.
I guess I have a warped sense of humor.
This does remind me of a time I was hearing a comotion outside and looked out my window and saw the neighbor boys beating a mailbox with a baseball bat.
When I came out and slammed my door they ran off.
I went across the street and opened the box and found a freaked out kitten!
I rescued and adopted it.
So I guess I'm not so bad after all.
Ranchette
Flip
Is it a naturally occuring demented sense of humor that makes Jehovah's Witnesses revel in depictions of animal abuse?You're friends with ChuckD, aren't you Flip? Well, is ChuckD one of "Jehovah's Witnesses"? Check out his post here---> http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=16812&site=3
After you've checked out Chucks "image", you might ask him the same question. Are you up to it? Or is it that you're suffering from a severe case of Biasitis?
Yadirf
ChuckD
Daniel 11:35 ... a KEY prophecy that must be fulfilled before the "time of the end" gets underway.
Ranchette
Bless your heart for taking that little kitten in.
I wish that pets didn't come so cheap for SOME people. I've observed a lot of abuse of animals simply because they were acquired free. If they all had to at least be purchased then they would likely either not be wanted in the first place, or taken better care of. I mean, some people only appreciate things if they've had to part with their hard-earned money to have them.
There was this one time when I had grown really, really tired of being aggravated by a patron's dog on one of the mail routes which I carried. Every day, day-in and day-out, the little bugger gave me fits nipping at my heals. It was such a small dog that I would've been embarrassed to report it and get it taken care of that way. Well the day finally came when we mail carriers were authorized for the first time to carry "mace" along with us as we delivered the mail, for our protection against vicious animals.
This little monster happened to slip up and get between me and the owner's house, right in a corner underneath the mailbox on the porch ... and without giving it a second thought I UNLOADED ON THE LITTLE RASCAL. I mean I dowsed that little critter good ... thinking I may never get as good a chance again to teach this pup a lesson he'll never forget, hoping that'll be the end of it all.
Well the ole man comes home from work later that evening (before I'm off work myself, mind you), leans back in his recliner to enjoy that day's newspaper ... his mace-laden pup jumps up on his lap wanting some sympathy/affection ... the ole man gives his pup a REAL good petting ... gets the mace all over his hands ... then rubs his own eyes with his hands. No need to say what that resulted in.
When I get back into the office I find out that I've been reported to my supervisor. I asked, "How did the guy know that it was me?" "Well it was all that mace that you painted the dog AND the house with. That's how!" Hadn't actually realized I'd gotten quite so carried away I guess.
Sure 'nuff, the next day the ole man tells me: "Shame, shame on you for picking on such a little dog!" It was then that I realized that I might just as well have reported the little monster in the beginning, since I wound up being embarrassed and shamed afterall. But I NEVER did have anymore trouble outta THAT dog. LOL!
Yadirf
Daniel 11:35 ... a KEY prophecy that must be fulfilled before the "time of the end" gets underway.
I was bitten 4 times in the door to door work and as I have recounted here I was even attacked by a pig once.
Joel
