Anyway, she was so moved by my offer that she wondered whether it would be ok to pray for me.
"Sure, why not? I pray for you all the time Auntie!"
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Witnesses "Praying" That We Come Back
by minimus 26 Replies latest jw friends
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
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WTWizard
I know they have been praying for me to go back to the Kingdumb Hell. That alone will not work, since I have no intention of ever setting foot in a Kingdumb Hell again, and I do not give a fxxx how much they miss what they got out of me.
What I worry about is if someone prays to Jehovah for my return and then starts doing something toward that end. Like physically ganging up on me, carrying me to a van, and then screeching me to their house to dress me in a puke ugly suit and drag me to the Kingdumb Hell like that.
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minimus
Wiz, that would be TERRIBLE but it does sound funny.
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civicsi00
Hmm... Interesting thought. I don't know if my relatives are praying for me, but so far it hasn't worked. There's something about too many false prophecies that keep me away...
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besty
Thinking a magick man in the sky can somehow discern electrochemical signals in your brain and then influence other peoples actions by some sort of reversal of the same process.
Thats mental illness by most definitions.
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Seeker4
Min,
Funny you should ask. After 11 months, I did go get my hair trimmed this past Saturday. I took a few pics a couple of weeks ago, so I may have something from then, and Lori's taking new pics soon.
During the course of the year, if I was having a "bad hair day," I might just grab the scissors and lop off an inch or two here or there, and it had gotten fairly long and in need of layering and even-ing out, so that's what we did Saturday. I'll see what we have and post some pics.
My mom is 86, going strong, but I know things won't last forever. NONE of my siblings are Witnesses, which will help, but I dread the idea of going to the Hall for a funeral. I know there are folks there who see me as the ultimate disappointment to her, when I was once her super elder son pride and joy.
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minimus
Take a new pic and load it up. Put Lori in it too.