I love swearing. I was a bad jw as i used to swear then pray for forgiveness, then swear some more.
Now i just swear.
I like swearing
by Newborn 49 Replies latest jw friends
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mouthy
O.K.Mary your nose is growing.( There was a EX JW from your town at the meeting....
Bumble Bee Where the heck have you been are you NEVER near your phone???? I have called & called you....
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Bumble Bee
I'm sorry Grace, I have a new phone number, long story! I'll PM it to you.
J
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mouthy
Oh No wonder....
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lrkr
It is a bit addictive, using fuckin swear words. But as my 9 year old likes to say- whats the big deal- its only a word!!!
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Fadeout
The best swears implicate holy forces... they're more offensive and sound more serious. Like "Jesus t***yf**king Christ" or "God f**k your soul," stuff like that.
All swears, though, have to be used judiciously or they lose all impact and just become annoying mannerisms.
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Robert7
I personally only use them sparingly. They are great spice words but by using them too much they lose their meaning and impact. I also avoid swearing in front of anyone I don't know, and in public where people may hear. I still respect that people may get offended, and there may be kids around.
That being said, it's great to curse when necessary, and not get offended by anyone who does!
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purplesofa
My aunt before becoming a JW(formerly Catholic), her favorite was Holy $hit, we used to laugh as kids when she said it, as we were not exposed to much swearing. She knew just when to say it for the greatest impact. She said it was hard to give up saying it as she loved saying it so much. I remember at her Memorial, my mother bringing up the memories of my aunt saying, Holy $hit!!
purps
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beksbks
Here's a few creative insults for the guy that cuts you off on the freeway, or engages in political debate with you
Strumpet's Fool!
Blackguard!
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
Enjoy!
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Tired of the Hypocrisy
Reminds me of a machine trades instructor and his aide.
A light would not go off on the CNC machine and the aide asked the instructor, "Hey Paul, why in a fluck won't this fluckin' light fluckin' go off?"
The instructor responed like this, "Why in a fluck, didn't the fluckin' flucker's fluckin' flucker fluck the fluckin' flucker's fluckin' flucker, you fluckin' flucker?" real fast too. He about killed everyone by making them laugh so hard. The aide quit cussing so much after he realized how he sounded.
When my mom worked at a nursing home as a cook back int he 1980s, she overheard a man who was senile cuss up a storm every day. One thing that he said that still makes me laugh when I reemember it is this, "She's not taking care of her resposibities. The sonofabitc*!!"
I myself love to cuss. Fluck, Fluckety, Fluck, Fluck, Fluck