I like swearing

by Newborn 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Sometimes, some proper person will be pushed passed a certain point and they'll reel of a few choice words. I generally get a good laugh when that happens.

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    When i was a kid, i worked on pipeline construction. Those guys could swear like i have never heard since. No matter how much i practice, i'll never get up to their level;)

    S

  • loosie
    loosie

    First time I flipped someone the bird I felt like such a rebel lol I was 35 yrs old.

  • sass_my_frass
    sass_my_frass

    My language has really deteriorated in the last couple of years. I think I should set myself up a swear jar at work; every time I swear I have to put in $2. My workmates can spend it on cake or something, since they have to put up with it.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    "Sas" a swear jar? Me and my wife have a "Swear barrel", it has $7,000 dollars in coins in it! It seems F##K is her new punctuation point.....she says I taught her everything she knows.

  • Kinjiro
    Kinjiro

    There are no bad words... only bad intentions... so it really doesnt make a difference if you say fudge or fuck... shoot or shit... at the moment you said them the intention was the same...

    Here is the example. When my niece was about 3 and a half yrs old, she was playing and something didnt go the way she wanted she said "SHIT", a word commonly used by my sister (and the rest of our family!)... my sister heard her and said... "M... you dont say shit, you say Shoot instead"...

    A couple of months later my niece is trying to put something in the closet and it kept falling out again and again.. all of the sudden she shoves the door and says "fuck-ed that".. My sister says "M.. what did you just say?"... my niece turns to her and says " I SAID SHOOT MOMMMY!!!"

    no bad words, just bad intentions...

  • elder-schmelder
    elder-schmelder

    Words are just Words. It is how you use them that matters. I love all the words - especially FUDK

    Elder-schmelder

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I'm not a big Spongebob Squarepants fan, but this was one of the funniest bits I've ever seen.

    Spongebob & Patrick learn some naughty words.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPtNSDpbyGs

    om

  • QuestioningEverything
    QuestioningEverything

    When people curse around me and say "Excuse my French." I say , "No problem, I'm billingual."

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    I learned an interesting fact when my father had a severe stroke. He could not communicate. He couldn't ask for a glass of water, etc. But at times he would cuss a blue streak of his old favorites, GD, SOB. My mother asked the neurologist about it. It said that swear words come from a different area of the brain and was not affected by the stroke. He said it is not uncommon to see stroke victims who can swear but can't talk. The same situation occured with my grandfather. He had a stroke and when ever he said something he swore shxt. GD. If you said do you want some more he said shxt. He could play cards. Do you want another card, shxt. Thats the world I grew up in. Along with being a witness, it was bizarre from all different angles.

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